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I threw a party at my house
Invited friends, my band, some more
Suddenly you knocked on my door
Shouting “I’m here for the booze and whores”

I should’ve known it’s not okay
But I let you in anyway
Cause I’m a nice guy
And sometimes I am wondering why
At the moment you were in
You took my bottle of gin
Made out with a random teen
You’re the biggest loser I’ve ever seen

Uninvited guest
You better clean up that mess
Uninvited guest
Or I’m going to kick your ass

You drank all the liquor and the booze
Twice you spilled your drink, no more
Opened the fridge and ate my food
Then you puked right in the sink
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Not sure what I am going to do
Stab your balls or break your neck
When I’m about to snap

You fucked someone else in my bedroom
Yeah, we noticed, you didn’t close the door
You left the condom under my pillow and then you fell asleep on the floor
Fucking things up like that isn’t the way to go. Follow and I will show you the front door

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from The First And Worst Record, released September 21, 2013

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